We are better than all other mc021 sections because:
- Frankly, we're more attractive
- Our teacher's name rhymes with 'Bill Brasky'
- We love puppies, grandmas and dolphins
- We're not as dishonest
- At least someone in our class voted for Ralph Nader
Bill Brasky
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
Class Comments
"I just wanted to take a moment to say, your site sucks A**!!"
-- Anonymous
"You know, I'm not sure what's more creative -- stealing material from "Saturday Night Live" or making a web page using templates and not HTML. And by the way, I hope you're no stranger to sarcasm."
-- Also Anonymous
